Last November I had a couple of spots successfully removed. Now I'm told I must wear a hat every day. I have a collection of baseball caps I rotate wearing, and those are fine, but some days I want to look a little more upscale, you know?
That's why I've been thinking about getting something like this. ^
The look came to me after I saw this ad in a magazine of Sean Connery selling fancy duffel bags. I thought, "Hey, I've got a duffel bag. If I just had a Panama hat people wouldn't be able to tell us apart. I might even get moved up to the head of the line at the Dairy Queen!"
Now here's my first question: If I wear a Panama hat am I likely to get beat up a lot? Be honest.
And my second question: How do you keep a hat on your head when it's windy? Believe me, the "Windy City" has nothing on Dallas.
I know it can be done because I see drugstore cowboys around here wearing hats all the time. Are they glued on with that stuff not-very-well-endowed women use to keep their strapless evening gowns from falling off? Is it available OTC?
I'm not gonna spend the money to buy one if the consensus is I can't pull it off. So what do you think?
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On a completely different topic, check out THIS video of Bubba Watson's* hovercraft golf cart. I don't play golf....it bores me....but if I had one of these I'd....make one helluva good golf chauffeur. (You thought I was gonna say I'd learn to play golf, didn't you? Haha!)
Hang on. It's almost the weekend. ;)
S
*I'm guessing he's a famous pro golfer?
