I just heard on the news of a definitive study that shows women are smarter than men. True story. Does this really surprise anyone? It should have been obvious as far back as prehistoric times when woman said to man, "There's a big 'ol dinosaur out there in the yard stomping all over my garden. Be a doll and go out there and shoo it away. Pleeeeeease?" Meanwhile she stayed back in the cave baking cookies.
Smart.
Flash forward to 1492. Christopher Columbus sets out from Spain to find a shorter route to the riches of China and the Orient. Instead he landed in what we know today to be the Dominican Republic.
Chris....THIS is China.
This is NOT China.
DUH!
