Two blonds were sitting at a sidewalk table at Starbuck's one afternoon when they noticed a pallet of new grass sod across the street. The first blond said, "Oh wow! If I ever win the lottery, that's what I'm gonna do."
The second blond said, "What do you mean?"
The first blond said, "Send my lawn out to be mowed."
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This evening we're going to a family get-together at my youngest daughter's home where she's going to announce the results of today's doctor visit. Today she'll learn the gender of her baby. My 2 1/2 year-old grandson will learn if he'll have a baby brother or a baby sister, or as the blond from the story above might say, "He'll learn if he'll be a big brother or a big sister." ;)
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