Showing posts with label NASA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NASA. Show all posts

Thursday, May 9, 2013

There's hope for me yet

According to an article I read in Fortune magazine I should be a corporate CEO or top-tier engineer or scientist, or maybe a general or admiral.

Fortune quoted a study titled "A Stupidity-Based Theory of Organizations" which claims when an organization has too many smart people they tend to argue among themselves about who has the best ideas and actually get less done because they can't decide on a course of action.  

Stupidity on the other hand has a unifying effect....it boosted productivity.  People content in an atmosphere of functional stupidity came to a consensus more easily and had greater "roll-up-our-sleeves" enthusiasm to get the job done.

Well, anyone who knows me knows I live in an atmosphere of functional stupidity.  Much of it comes from me, but I have no shortage of stupid friends, too.  According to this theory I shouldn't just HAVE an iPhone, I should OWN Apple.  All of it....mine!

Uber-smart people get bored with work easily and lose interest.  Stupid people who have had to work hard all their lives to get just the simplest chore done know the value of diligence.  Imagine learning to tie your shoes:  The smart kids picked it up easily, the stupid ones invented Velcro.

And look at NASA....they spent years and millions of dollars to invent a pen that could write upside down and in zero-gravity.  The Rooskies just used a pencil.  OK, bad example.


Speaking of rocket scientists, look at the Duck Dynasty boyz:


They AREN'T.  But they ARE rich! 

So carrying this analogy through to its logical conclusion, these are without doubt the SMARTEST people in the country world universe:


We need you Alfred E. Neuman!  ;)

S


Thursday, August 2, 2012

Lemme think....food, or a dirt bike? Which to choose?



NASA's  unmanned spacecraft  Mars Curiosity Rover is scheduled to land on Mars August 6th where it will perform chemical experiments paving the way for a manned mission to the Red Planet in the 2030's.  And as a warm-up for that mission we're planning to land a man on an asteroid in 2025.


Lemme get this straight....we have a 15 TRILLION dollar national debt, we're tacking on another trillion or so a year, we're trying to decide what we can live without (fix the bridges?...cut Medicare?...delay the Social Security retirement age?...keep the post office open?...)  yet we're gonna spend billions to plant a flag on Mars?  Really?  A flag?  Big f__king whoop!


If you were broke, couldn't pay your mortgage, only had a few cans of beans in the pantry, couldn't get mama the operation she needs, and couldn't buy new school shoes for your growing kids, would you sell your blood in order to get a few bucks so you could buy a dirt bike?


Going to Mars would be cool, just like riding a dirt bike would be fun*, IF we had our fiscal house in order and had some fun money to spare.  But we don't.  This is insane!


S


*so I'm told