Just stuff cluttering my odd little mind today

Isn't this eerie?  It's a picture from the NYT showing life today in the no-man's-land around the old Fukushima nuclear power plant after its triple-meltdown in 2011.  Doesn't it remind you of that National Geographic Channel show Aftermath: Population Zero about how nature will take back over after humans become extinct?

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Now this is just downright evil:  It seems there are pregnant women doing a booming business selling "positive" home pregnancy test kit results on Craig's List. *

The visual ones selling for $25....

The digital ones going for $50.

I can only think of 2 reasons women would want to buy these.  One, they want to trick their boyfriends into marrying them; or two, even more dastardly, they want him to cough up money for an abortion.

OK guys, two can play this game.  I'm announcing my new venture....home vasectomy test kits that show negative results. **

Here's how it works:  For $50 I'll send you my home vasectomy test kit with a negative readout proving you're shooting blanks.  You just stick it in your ear (which everyone knows is where sperm hang out when on they're on standby) and in seconds you can show her the results, "98.6" being the code for "all play, no work".  Even a couple of degrees higher should still give you time to make the airport.  ;)

   * This part is real.

  **This part isn't.

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Have you ordered yours yet....your "anti-surveillance" clothing?  A guy named Adam Harvey has introduced his line of clothing made with some sort of metallic-cloth blend material that supposedly hides your body heat signature from drones flying overhead.

"Top Gun 3 to base....ahh, yes, my screen is showing a couple of unattached arms walking down the sidewalk without a body....I think we've found our guy....over...."

He's also offering a cell phone case made from a similar material that prohibits your cell phone from emitting signals that can be tracked.  "No electronic signal can get out" (or in, I presume), Adam proudly announced at the unveiling of his "Stealth Wear" line. 

Umm....Adam....haven't you just turned your smart phone into a dumb rock?

I think Adam needs to keep his day job on the loading dock.

Hump Day.  Yea!

S  

Strange....or spot on?

Over the weekend I stumbled on to a new series on the National Geographic Channel called Doomsday Preppers.  It's about people who think their world is about to collapse and are putting away food and water and ammo in preparation.  (Not to be confused with Mormons, who have long advocated keeping a years supply of food on hand at all times.)  It's really both part sad and part funny to watch.  Most are just a bunch of bubbas who live in "compounds" out in the sticks with buildings bulging with thousands of cases of canned goods, barrels full of potable water, and LOTS of guns.  

And what they're afraid of is almost comical.  For instance, one guy thinks the north and south poles will switch places, royally screwing things up on earth.  Another is afraid solar flares will fry everything electronic on earth, leaving those unprepared cold and hungry, with no trucks to deliver food to the stores, no cars to get to work, and for that matter no workplaces to go to.  Possible?  Sure, but I think I'll take my chances.  They have remote food caches, "bug-out" routes, and back-up defense measures (bows and arrows) in case they run out of ammo.


One guy, however, seemed like he wasn't a bubba, and in fact seemed quite normal.  His fear?  We're headed towards a world-wide economic collapse.  Seeing as how we came a lot closer than most of us realize back in 2008, and in fact Europe is still on the edge right now, his concerns aren't as far fetched.  


I'm still not ready to run out and buy 50,000 cans of beans and a years supply of freeze-dried chili, however.  For one thing I don't have a place to store it all, and certainly no place to stock the thousands of rolls of toilet paper such a diet would necessitate.  I do have three boxes of microwave popcorn in the pantry, though.  I wonder if I could use that to barter for some Snickers bars and maybe a Coke?  If so, then I'm good.

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And to turn the topic around 180 degrees, according to the NYT, the Urban Man lives!  Their headline reads, "Men Step Out of the Recession, Bag on Hip, Bracelet on Wrist".  They go on to say "men are buying so many accessories that some forecasters predict sales growth....this year will set a 20-year high."  To appeal to men they're not calling bracelets "bracelets", but "wristwear".  And it's not a purse or a "murse" (Man pURSE....get it?), but a "holdall".  

"Bracelets (I thought we just decided to call it "wristwear"?) are on fire right now", said Tim Bess, a trend forecaster.  "I'd say it's the No. 1 look for the young man."  

"Young man"?  I must admit I've worn one for years.  I knew if I wore it long enough the trend would come around and I'd be considered fashionable.  'Bout damn time!  :)

S