August 22, 1950.... a date that will live in infamy. (Sorry FDR)
Me, moments before I was born. (This is actually a dramatization. Ultrasounds hadn't been invented yet in 1950.)
I enjoyed a happy childhood thanks to wonderful parental units.
First day of school.
Second day of school. It didn't take long for me to figure out I didn't like sitting still, being quiet, finger painting, and eating paste. My parents would drop me off at school, and I would run back home before they could get there.
With the threat of military school and hard labor hanging over me, I finally decided public school probably wasn't so bad after all.
College....350 miles away from home. Yoo Hoo!
....and kids. Three wonderful female kidlets. :)
Work, work, work....
Lots of cool critters along the way.
A few bionic parts along the way, too.
Happily ever after. :)
That's me. Happy kid, an intravenously-fed education, multiple wives, 3 awesome kids, 6 amazing grand kids, made a few bucks, spent same, life is good. I've made it to curmudgeon-hood!
Why yes, today I am 65. NOW GIMME MY MY DAMN DISCOUNT!
The End. :)