Showing posts with label Alabama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alabama. Show all posts

Sunday, November 12, 2017

Did I know her? You mean the cute 14-year-old girl with the long legs, blonde hair, green eyes, and the overdeveloped bossom? No officer, I never saw her.



Alabama Senate candidate Judge* Roy Moore....a special kind of odd.


*Is it proper to still call someone who has been a judge twice, and been removed from his bench twice, "Judge"?

If you keep up with the news at all you'll know that "Judge" Roy Moore is the Republican candidate running to fill the unexpired seat of former Alabama Senator and now Attorney General Jeff Sessions.  It's said he would be by far the most conservative member of the Senate if elected, which would make him someone the Republicans could count on to vote with their bare majority on things like tax reform, health care reform, etc.  He was their darling....until it was alleged he molested a girl back in 1979, when he was 32 and she was only 14.

That girl, now all grown up, is Leigh Corfman.  She has given details of the incident, and has friends from that time who say she told them of her "relationship" with Moore, but as of now it's legally nothing more than he-said-she-said.  There is no stained "blue dress" such as the one that tripped up Bill Clinton.

Judge Moore says he didn't do it and that it's all politically motivated, asking why all this has come out now, just weeks before the special election?  Fair point.

Background:  Mr. Moore is a graduate of West Point, and went on after his military academy graduation to serve as a MP, including a tour in Vietnam.  There he was so unpopular with his men (he was a Captain by then) that he admitted sleeping on his cot surrounded by sandbags, worried they would "frag" (kill) him with a grenade while he slept.

He later went to the University of Alabama where he received his Juris Doctor degree.  He eventually worked his way into the judiciary where he was twice elected to the Alabama Supreme Court, and twice removed, for not enforcing laws he personally objected to.

In 2002 he founded the non-profit Foundation For Moral Law, and between 2007 and 2012 personally received over $1M from his foundation, which somehow exceeded the amount of revenue listed on its public tax filings.

Here we are today, with candidate Moore being accused of sexual misconduct appearing on the Sean Hannity show, defending himself.  He did a pitiful job of it.  When asked if he dated teenage girls when he was in his 30's he said it "would have been out of my customary behavior".  He went on to say, "If I did, I’m not going to dispute these things, but I don’t remember anything like that".  

Ahh, not exactly a convincing denial there, Roy, but as mentioned, there hasn't so far been any evidence presented that a court could use to convict.  That's what his supporters are basing their undying support for him on.  "Prove it" they say.  Should you vote against someone just because they've been accused of something?  

Think of it this way:  If your job required you and your family to relocate to another city, and you needed to find a new OB/Gyn for your daughter, would you send her to a doctor who had been accused of sexual misconduct with a 14-year-old girl?

With the Alabama Senate seat likely to be the one to cast the deciding vote on many crucial social issues the Republican's will put forward next year, the country needs a thoughtful civil servant.  Judge Roy doesn't seem to fit that description IMO.

Still, he could win election.  Then the issue will be whether the Republican-controlled Senate will vote to seat him (Article 1, Section 5 of the Constitution says each house of Congress is the final arbiter of who it seats) or accept him and his all-important vote while gritting their teeth and keeping him at a distance from the rest of civil society....even the suggestion of sexual abuse of an underage minor is something hard to ignore.  This could get very interesting.  

The conundrum is, it's impossible to prove a negative...you can't prove you didn't do something that never happened.  But, regardless of his ideology, if you were an Alabamian, would you vote for Judge Roy Moore for the US Senate, or let Dr Roy Moore be your daughter's OB/Gyn?

S


Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Guns and girls (this ought to get LOTS of readers!)


There are some really screwball ideas being floated these days on how to prevent gun violence.  For example, to protect our schools it's proposed we put a uniformed police officer on every campus.  Many schools have done that for years, and while I don't see how it can hurt, more than anything I think it just gives people a warm fuzzy.

Think about it:  Retailers have "loss prevention" specialists who look for shoplifters.  They wear street clothes and appear to be just average customers meandering around the stores.  They don't wear neon orange vests that say "I'm watching you!"

If you were a disturbed person intent on shooting up a school, wouldn't the first person you take out be the one with the gun?  Your opening shot would be to the back of the head of this guy, then you could roam around and shoot at will.  These people might be "disturbed", but they're meticulous planers.

Make it public knowledge there are __ armed security in the school daily, but never let it be known who they are.  Is it the janitor?  The PE teacher?  The cafeteria lady with the five-o'clock shadow?  One of the maintenance crew always on campus doing something?  Never tip your hand.  

Just my take on it.


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Are you keeping up with the verbal oogling incident Brent Musburger put on Alabama QB AJ McCarron's GF during Monday night's national championship game?  He went on and on about how beautiful she was, which is true.  (Brent might be old, but he's not cold.)  But here's something no one else seems to have brought up:  Is she smart?  

In one video clip they've shown over and over she's sitting in the stands when Alabama scored and everyone around her raised their arms and yelled..."WooHoo!!"  Then about 3 seconds later she raised her arms and yelled..."WooHoo!!"  I've never seen a fan with a built-in time delay like that.

I dunno, maybe she doesn't really understand football and didn't realize what just happened.  Or maybe she was thinking about how she'd really rather be home with a book and her cat.  

And didn't she go to Auburn?  Ummm....I thought in the state of Alabama Auburn folks and Alabama folks didn't fraternize?  And they certainly don't breed, 'cause they're afraid of how the kids might turn out. I guess exceptions can be made when you're the back-to-back national champion team's QB and she's the reigning Miss Alabama.

Yeah...that must be it.

S

Friday, April 13, 2012

Family trees and freaky digits


According to a recent article in Men's Journal, which everyone knows rivals JAMA (Journal of the American Medical Association) as a repository of arcane medical knowledge, if a man's ring finger is noticeably longer than his index finger, he might have a likelihood of having a longer penis, a higher IQ, a lower risk of heart attack, a higher risk of prostate cancer, more athletic talent, and more success as a financial trader.  This is great news!  I now know I don't have a high risk of prostate cancer.   :)

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Yesterday my brother took the bait and signed up for a two-free-week introductory offer from Ancestry.com and began searching our family history.  

A little background:  Outside of my immediate family I've never been too chummy with my relatives.  My dad was sort of the black sheep of his side of the family, and my mom wasn't very close to her side either, thinking they were a bit too loose and wild for her liking.  We would make the obligatory big family get-together every Christmas where I always felt out of place because I knew barely a handful of my kinfolks.  Frankly I never thought much about it until yesterday when bro began his research.

So far he's traced our dad's side back 14 generations to around 1530 in England.  Back then they spelled our name Parke.  Somewhere along the way the "e" was dropped.  The first record of a Parke in North America was around 1640 in *gulp* New Jersey.  It's interesting to follow the migration of the family south and west through Virginia, North and South Carolina, Alabama and Tennessee, and finally Texas, where I presume the wagon suffered a terminal breakdown.  I know my mom's grandfather was a doctor because I have his medical school diploma from Vanderbilt.  Both Dr. Blasingame and my great grandmother died before I was born, and the trail became rather cool before that.  It will be interesting to see what we can dig up.

Next will come finding out more about my kin, putting a face with a name.  It's gonna be interesting.  I wonder if any of the men had exceptionally long ring fingers?

S