(It's actually a pretty good likeness.)
First, I'd call a joint session of (the former) Congress, then lock the doors and change the name out front to "Cell Block A".
Then I would invite all the Big Bank CEO's and their top lieutenants to an "All You Can Steal" buffet at the Fed, then lock the doors (I'm seeing a theme here) and let Elizabeth Warren have her way with them.
All government bureaucrats would spontaneously combust.
All mean people would have to report for "re-education".
Shorts would henceforth be considered proper business attire.
Football season would be expanded to year-round.
The cop who gave me a ticket last week would be banished to Cleveland.
Any requests?
S
