And you thought YOUR son-in-law was a dud!* It seems a 25-year-old woman named "Star"....just Star....claims she and the notorious 79-year-old mass murderer Charles Manson will soon be tying the knot. "Hey, mom and dad....guess who's coming for dinner?"
Manson apparently sees things a bit differently, saying, "Who?"
I understand the FAA is considering....considering....letting people make cell phone calls from aircraft flying above 10,000 feet. As if chatty seat mates and crying kids aren't bad enough, now we might have to listen to people yap gate to gate? NOoooooooo!
I wonder who got fired for this one?: A bank in Oklahoma City sponsored a promotion whereby a lucky fan at their NBA Oklahoma City....umm....Kemo Sabe's (?) could win $20,000 if they sank a half-court shot at halftime. Two fans did it just this week....five so far this season. "I told you we should have just given out those little red windshield ice scrapers with our name on them."
And finally, "Why don't we stop and visit with that semi-homeless looking self-professed Kennedy assassination expert over there on the grassy knoll? Why does he have that stack of $2 newspaper reprints labeled 'Today Only....$20'? He does seem to have quite a captive audience [backed into a corner]. Oh come on....what can it hurt?"
Have a great weekend everyone! Stay warm.
S
* Not mine. Mine are super-great guys! :)
