Has it really come to this? Have we become so "civilized" we need a book to tell us how to answer nature's call? Notice it's the Third Edition, like the author suddenly realized she got the sequence wrong or something.
Now this one actually piqued my interest. Try as I might, rap makes no sense to me. What are they saying? Even if you can mute that infernal base and actually hear the words, it's like some weird jibberish.
I started to buy it, but then decided it was cheaper to just keep doing what I've always done....turn it off.
This one was hilarious. For example:
"In recent years, white people have loved giving their children two last names. This is a direct result of white women thinking it's sexist and outdated to take their husband's name. The only logical solution is to give the kid a split last name. White people can't get enough of it!"
"As this is a recent phenomenon, we have yet to see what happens when one split-named person marries another split-named person. Does their kid end up with four last names?" Well....?
Where do they come up with this stuff? ;)
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