Showing posts with label hiking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hiking. Show all posts

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Too many shoes!


I don't care what the calendar says, I'm declaring this the perfect Autumn day morning.  Overnight it dipped into the upper 50's, and just now I checked and it was only up to 75.  It will be borderline summer again by 5 PM (88 degrees forecast), but, hey, it beats 104!

Oh, the shoes....I was so overwhelmed by the great weather I strapped on my running (OK, who are we kidding....walking) shoes and checked out the neighborhood.  Everybody must either be at church or sleeping in because there wasn't a sound except for the birdies out there this morning.  That's unusual considering we live in a fairly dense urban setting.

As I was settling in to my walking I got to thinking how comfortable these shoes are.  Then I began mentally comparing them to the other shoes in my closet and I realized, dang.....I have a LOT of shoes! Way more than a man is supposed to.  I've seen pictures of celebreties' shoe collections, but those are always women's shoes.  How many pairs of shoes do most men have?

My guess would be a couple of pairs of dress shoes (black and brown), maybe a couple of pairs of sneakers, a pair or two of casual weekend shoes (like Sperry's), and maybe some old worn out ones to mow the yard in.

Not me.  (I'm thinking I might need to go to one of those meetings where you confess what a dork you are for collecting shoes.)  I have dress shoes (to go with my wedding / funeral suit), two pair of sneakers, too many casual weekend shoes to count (my current faves are my Patagonia slip-ons), and two pair of low-top outdoor shoes and a new pair of high-top hiking boots (which I've only worn once because it's too darn HOT here!).  I wear some old Crocs to take the dog for a walk around the block, and even some nicer Crocs that look like Sperry Top Siders, but have that comfy, cushy sole.

I had some really nice ostritch cowboy boots at one time, but couldn't wear them because they were 1. hot, 2.  heavy, and 3. uncomfortable.  I'm convinced guys that wear cowboy boots are just going for the look, because the new wears off fast, like as soon as you leave the store.  I sold 'em in a garage sale for a few bucks, and felt guilty for taking the guys money.  Poor sap.  They're probably like that one fruit cake that keeps getting passed on from one person to another, over and over. Wonder how many garage sales those boots have been through after mine?

OK....enough writing.  Time to go for some coffee and the Sunday newspaper.  Have fun, y'all.  ;)

S



Tuesday, November 15, 2011

"It slices, it dices, it cuts Julienne fries....

....but you gotta hit that sumbitch juuuuust right!" 
                                                          
No, I haven't found a super new culinary tool, but I have found a good-for-what-ails-you diet supplement I can recommend, plus I just like that quote from one of my favorite comedians, Gallagher.  I walk a lot for exercise, leading up to being able to take some nice long hikes in the mountains when we visit Colorado again next summer.  Trouble is, my left knee hurts for the rest of the day after I put in a few miles.  At my age I guess that's to be expected.

I saw a commercial for Osteo Bi-Flex, a glucosamine supplement that promises to "show improvement in joint comfort within 7 days."  Well guess what?  It works!  I asked my SIL the anesthesiologist before I started taking it if it was just snake-oil and he said there wasn't any scientific evidence to prove it worked, but he personally had taken it and was pleased.  He said even if it was just a placebo effect, so what?  If you feel better you feel better.  Just go with it.

Ten days into taking it I can say my knee feels dramatically better, and an endorsement from the ultimate cynic (me) is saying something.  

S