The lead-in to the short story at the bottom of the front page read: "Short In Front, Long In Back: Some Call It Indecision; Others, The Best Of Two Worlds"
I thought, *Gulp* "Oh no....mullets are back."
Turns out they were talking about women's dress fashions.
Whew!
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They were THAT close!
DOH!
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Study: 83% Of Gamblers Quit Right Before They Would Have Hit The Big One *
Apparently Churchill was right: "Never give up, never give up, never ever ever give up".
Happy Saturday everyone. :)
S
*OK, that was actually from the spoof paper The Onion.