....but it isn't. It's scarily accurate.
President Trump meets with Russian President Putin in just a few days. Putin is right now most likely huddled with his personality profile psychologists determining exactly what he can say to get Donald Trump to fetch, roll over, and sit up and beg. Trump is right now most likely propped up in bed skypeing with his BFF Sean Hannity.
Trump is in no way intellectually or cunningly Putin's equal. Putin has been laser focused on returning Russia to its former glory ever since the USSR was officially dissolved on December 26, 1991. Trump was completely unprepared for his office, and was as shocked as anyone when he was elected on November 8, 2016. Putin was trained as an intelligence officer in the KGB, eventually becoming a Lt. Colonel, and later heading the KGB's successor, the FSB. Trump kept his dad's slick lawyer on retainer to keep him out of trouble. Bone spurs *wink* kept him out of the military. Putin has a honed, long-term strategy. Trump just says and does whatever pops into his head. Trump slanders and belittles his opponents. Putin kills his.
Vladimir Putin will destroy Donald Trump, and we'll all be collateral damage. No, this is not funny at all.
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