Showing posts with label sandals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sandals. Show all posts

Friday, August 9, 2013

Let's talk "thongs"

Yeah, I thought that would get your attention.  Sorry to disappoint, but I was thinking more of thong sandals.

I'm pretty sure "thong" is an old Indian word that means "stuck between two body parts that you really don't want something stuck between".  (That's why, except for that one tribe in northern California, old Indians didn't wear lointhongs.)


One thing I must admit I do look forward to every summer are all the ladies putting on their thong sandals.  They look much cooler than shoes and, quite frankly, are super sexy.



Whether dressed up....


....or dressed down, IMO women generally look nice in sandals.  Some men *ahem* even have a near-fetish about them.


Men also wear sandals in the summer to stay a little cooler, but they usually don't pull off the look as well.  Let's be honest, unlike women's feet, men's feet just aren't that sexy.


Men don't like dirt in their shoes, or their sandals.  It drives us nuts!  If there's a bunch of loose dirt or gravel or mud around, chances are good a man will find it and step in it.  Women on the other hand rarely if ever find loose gravel or mud while trooping around inside Sak's 5th Avenue or Target.

Every few years I get it in my head that a pair of sandals would be my footwear of choice for the summer, so I buy some.  A week later they're usually in the back of my closet.  For one thing, I don't like all those straps criss-crossing my feet.  They chafe.  And they look dorky.

But back to the theme of this post....


....thongs.  

How does anyone put up with that little strap of leather or plastic stuck between their toes?  It drives me absolutely nucking futs!  It's like having something sticky on my hands or a rogue moustache hair that does a 180 and tries to climb up my nose. 

Well, this is one of those "every few years", so I recently bought me some cheapo sandals....


So far they're tolerable.  Comfortable, actually.  I'll take that as a sign that maybe I've mellowed a bit in my old age.  But they're still not thong sandals.  I doubt I'll ever mellow that much.  :)

S


Friday, November 4, 2011

Things I don't understand

Actually, there isn't enough time left until the Sun burns itself out and leaves us here sitting in the dark for me to list ALL the things I don't understand, so I've chosen three for your consideration:


Why do New Englanders have trouble with the letter "R"?  They put it places it shouldn't be, and then sometimes leave it out where it belongs.  For example, if New Englanders want to visit our nation's capital, they travel to Warshington.  There's no r in Washington.  And back in '62, JFK blockaded Cubr.  No r in Cuba, either.  But then they pronounce "car" as "kaa", and "yard" as "yaad".  Why is that?


Vests.  I don't understand them.  Did somebody long ago actually think, "Ya know, my torso is freezing, but my arms are toasty warm.  I think I'll invent a puffy goose down coat that will cover ONLY my torso, but leave my arms uncovered."  Really?  Maybe it's just me, but when I'm cold, I'm cold all over at the same time.  It's not like my belly is in the Yukon and my arms are in Cubr....er....Cuba.


And finally, why do Indian people (at least those living in America) wear sandals in the winter?  Yesterday morning it was in the 30's and I saw an Indian gentleman all bundled up with a coat and hat, long pants, and sandals.  I can understand wearing sandals in India in the winter as it usually stays pretty warm there year round (I think), but we have seasons in America.  His body from the ankles up was cold, but his feet were hot?  Could it be that an Indian guy invented the vest mentioned above?  He had a cold torso and legs, but warm arms and feet?  *strange dude*


I'll share plenty more things I don't understand later.  Until then, have a great weekend everyone.  ;)


S