You fish in toilet, you go to Gulag!

While we might poke fun at the Sochi Olympic preparations (or lack of), apparently there will be guests from many parts of the world who will think they've walked into Disney World, what with indoor plumbing and other such modern conveniences.

So modern in fact that the Rooski Olympic hosts felt it necessary to explain with these graphic signs the do's and don't's of indoor plumbing:  No hovering over the toilet, no washing your face in it (or is that no throwing up?), and....I love this one....no fishing.  I have no idea what the stick man on the lower right is doing.  Looks like "No climbing on the X".  Any other suggestions? 

What I want to know is, to what nationalities is this "how to" exercise aimed?   I want to make sure I NEVER go there.  Wonder if it was one of those "stans" that Borat came from?   :)

S

Come help me re-name some airports....

The BBC headline read, "Baby born on Armenia plane named after stewardess".  The story went on to say the baby was named Hasmik after Hasmik Ghevondyan, who helped deliver her.  Ms. Ghevondyan later modestly recounted how "the whole crew helped deliver the baby."

Two comments:  Apparently political correctness hasn't yet made it to Armenia.  Years ago (before K) I dated a "flight attendant" and I can tell you they are very touchy about being called "stewardesses".

Secondly, if "the whole crew helped deliver the baby", who was flying the friggin' airplane?  I always feel better when my airline keeps one pilot (minimum) up front looking at least a little interested in keeping the wings level and pointed in the right direction.

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And in keeping with this post's aviation theme, have you ever thought about airport names?  New York has John F. Kennedy, Washington has Ronald Reagan, Houston has George Bush, New Orleans has Louis Armstrong, OK City has Will Rogers, and even some hole in Pennsylvania has an airport named after their hometown King of Pork, Congressman John Murtha.  

Paris has Charles De Gaulle, Tel Aviv has Ben Gurion, Warsaw has Frederic Chopin, and Istanbul has Mustafa Ataturk Airport.  Now I read  (again via the BBC) that Birmingham, England is considering re-naming their airport Ozzy Osbourne International Airport after the Black Sabbath musician and former resident.

Let me throw another few proposals into the ring:

Dallas/Ft. Worth could re-name their airport JR Ewing International.

  

Seattle's SeaTac could become Starbucks/Howard Schultz International.

Memphis...."The King".  Just The King.

Detroit Metro could become MoTown/Berry Gordy International.  

Las Vegas' McCarran could be re-named the Bugsy Siegel Casino, Wedding Chapel and Elvis Venue.  And Airport. 

Miami could re-name theirs the Ricky Ricardo World SmugglePort.

Newark Liberty could become Joe Pesci International.

Bogata, Colombia's El Dorado could become Juan Valdez International.

Astana, Kazakhstan could re-name their airport Borat Field ('cause, you know, it's just a mowed field).

Rome's Leonardo da Vinci could become the Sophia Loren Fountain of Eternal Youth and World Airport.  (Come on Leonardo....you and Michelangelo have Rome pretty well sewn up.  Share, OK?)

Help me out here.  There's bound to be lots more.  Dazzle me!  ;)

S