I was walking the pooch the other day and noticed this truck parked across the street. I had to do a double...triple...then quadruple check before I could read what it said. Can you read it?
At first I thought it said "Live Frat" and I thought it was some kind of promotion for college fraternities. Well, that's just dumb.
Then I thought it said "Live Fart", which was even dumber. Why would you want to advertise farting unless you were George Carlin trying to sell CD's?
I finally figured out it said "Live Fast". But here's the problem: If this guy is driving down the highway at 70+ mph and he wants people to see his logo and call him, they have to be able to read it in 2 seconds, max. I'm guessing the "Live Fast" phone won't be ringing off the wall. Maybe the Live Fart phone, but not the Live Fast phone.
I wonder if the Live Fart....er....Fast.... guy started out his sign painting career as a graffiti artist? Am I the only one who can't read most graffiti? Does this ^ say anything? Is it some sort of protest sign? If so, what are they protesting? Or are they selling something? I have no idea.
K always accuses me of being a stuffed shirt. Actually what she says is I have a stick up my a__. If I have something to say, or sell, I write it plainly and keep the message simple. If you can't read it in a couple of seconds it loses it's impact. It's worthless. Old fashioned maybe, but it works.
Trust me. I know all about signs.
S
