Sunday, February 12, 2017

The Bowling Green massacre....Kellyanne Conway was RIGHT!

Recently President Donald Trump's political consultant, Kellyanne Conway, said on national TV that Muslim terrorists were here, now, and among other things were responsible for "the Bowling Green (KY) massacre".  She immediately caught hell from the news media who pointed out that there never had been a Bowling Green massacre, and that this must be another of her "alternative facts".  I have since put on my investigative reporter hat and learned that she was possibly RIGHT!



Consider:  On February 12, 2014, in the middle of the night, a 40' wide, 30' deep "sinkhole" opened up under the National Corvette Museum in Bowling Green, Kentucky, near the site of General Motor's Corvette final assembly plant.

 

Eight classic Corvettes were brutally murdered in this savage "sinkhole" incident, including:
  • 1962 black Corvette
  • 1984 PPG pace car for the Indy 500
  • 1992 white 1 millionth-built Corvette
  • 1993 ruby red 40th anniversary Corvette
  • 1993 ZR1 Spyder on loan from General Motors, a design study that was never built.
  • 2001 Mallett Hammer Z06 Corvette, a one-off tuner model.
  • 2009 white 1.5 millionth-built Corvette.
  • 2009 ZR1 "Blue Devil" on loan from General Motors, the show car for the re-introduction of the ZR1, last built in the early 1990s.
But now, according to a brilliant conspiracy theory (that I'm putting forward in this post), it may not have been a "sinkhole" at all, but a Muslim bred-and-trained "sinkMOLE".



Moles are well known to be prodigious diggers.  It's entirely possible that a mole, or more likely a team of moles (I'll call it MOLE Team 6), burrowed their way underneath the National Corvette Museum, creating a huge void that eventually gave way and swallowed up the eight classic cars. 


OH, THE HORROR! 

What better way for radical Muslim terrorists to strike at the Heartbeat of America than to kill eight innocent Corvettes?  Therefore, I must conclude that Kellyanne Conway was right.  There WAS a Bowling Green massacre.  Good call KC.  ;)

S


9 comments:

  1. We better detain and deport all moles now.

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  2. Maybe we should airdrop some moles on Iran, or Putin's Russia.

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  3. Thanks for your diligent reporting. This is a f*****g outrage. I'm calling for an in depth, 4 year investigation. Damaging 'vettes is beyond the pale.

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  4. That's right! I know for a fact that limestone erodes at a rate of 1 centimeter per 100 years, so I've always had my suspicions.

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  5. Great read, thanks for the deep investigation.

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  6. A good sense of humor is needed these days!

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  7. This new discovery ....And, Thank you for your diligence....Merely underscores the need, NO; the necessity for the proper investigation of those that wish to call America home....
    Do we know where these Moles came from, and was their paperwork legitimate ?

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