That's because now there's....there's....*deep breath*....a new alarm clock app for your iPhone from Oscar Mayer that wakes you to the sound of sizzling BACON! And with a small add-on accessory you can even get the SMELL of sizzling bacon, too. How cool is that?!?
Is this even legal? It's like showing dope to a dopehead or a bottle of booze to a boozer. Or a lobbyist to a politician.
Have you ever heard of a Golden BB? It's a "lucky shot", the idea that it's technically possible for one shot from a BB gun to shoot down an airplane if it hits in juuuuust the right place.
This concept popped in to my mind this morning when I took Luke The Wonderdog out for his early dootie call. Something about this electric transformer caught his eye, or more probably his nose, and he went over to check it out.
For a split second I thought, "OH NO...the golden BB! He's gonna raise a leg and douse it! In just the right spot he'll short it out, it will blow up, then things will snowball downhill until the entire city is blacked out. I wonder how much THAT is going to cost me?"
If the mutt is ever that lucky, I'm gonna take him straight to the store what sells lotto tickets and buy a bunch, and have Luke pick the numbers. Cha-Ching!
No such luck. He peed, nothing blew up, and I'm still waiting for my ship to come in. *sigh*
Have a great weekend everyone. :)