(It's actually a pretty good likeness.)
First, I'd call a joint session of (the former) Congress, then lock the doors and change the name out front to "Cell Block A".
Then I would invite all the Big Bank CEO's and their top lieutenants to an "All You Can Steal" buffet at the Fed, then lock the doors (I'm seeing a theme here) and let Elizabeth Warren have her way with them.
All government bureaucrats would spontaneously combust.
All mean people would have to report for "re-education".
Shorts would henceforth be considered proper business attire.
Football season would be expanded to year-round.
The cop who gave me a ticket last week would be banished to Cleveland.
Any requests?
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Could you please do something about the "coupon Ladies" at the supermarket.
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I'm on it Joe. :)
ReplyDeleteWhat about phone solicitors? They use MY phone to try and sell me their crap. What are you gonna do about those? Is hell full?
ReplyDeleteOff with their heads!
ReplyDeleteha! I agree with everything except the football thing. There's already too much football!
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Sorry, but I'm with The Bug. Please, no more football. Or NASCAR. I know, I know. Now I've earned your eternal enmity.
ReplyDeleteI want all three-day weekends.
ReplyDeleteAnd April 1st needs to be a National Holiday, along with Halloween.
OK...OK...I'll have a Royal Encore Football Bowl Series, and y'all aren't invited.
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