Yesterday while K and I were out enjoying our lazy Sunday afternoon we went into a fancy gourmet kitchen equipment store where K showed me the slicer/dicer thing she wanted. It was pushing $200, so we agreed to look for it somewhere else. Back home she went to Amazon.com where she found one brand new for $109 + shipping, so she ordered it. The whole time she was telling me about all the great things she could do with this gizmo all I could think about was that old Gallagher routine about the Sledge-O-Matic. Anyone remember that?
"It slices...it dices...it cuts Julienne fries...but you gotta hit that sumbitch juuuust right!"
A classic from my youf. ;)