Did you hear about the handsome Italian guy who met a beautiful blond at a bar in Rome? Dinner and more drinks finally led them back to his place.
After an hour of lovemaking they both collapsed on the bed, exhausted. He looked at her and smiled and asked, "You finish?"
She blushed, looked at him demurely, and answered, "No".
Always wanting to please, the Italian stud initiated more lovemaking. Another hour passed and after seeing stars once more....totally spent....he asked again, "You finish?"
Once more she shook her head and whispered, "No."
Barely able to move he was so exhausted, Giovanni mustered the strength for one more round. Forty-five minutes later he rolled over, now virtually paralyzed, and breathlessly asked his beautiful lady, "NOW you finish?"
She smiled sheepishly and said to him, "No, silly. I'm Australian."