Thursday, February 21, 2013

A battle of wills....


K's dog "Little Fucker", aka Luke, is going to school starting in about a month.  I swear he has that Napoleon "little man" complex thing.  He wants what he wants when he wants it and if you deny him he pesters you unmercifully.  Bark, bark, run, run....you can't catch the little fucker (hence the name).  We have to team up on him to corner him.  That's gonna change!  Luke and I are going to a group dog obedience school (an hour a week for 6 weeks) where they'll teach him to sit, wait, come, etc.  

Domineering as he is, we'll probably graduate with him having me on a leash, trotting me across the stage to the applause of friends and family. 


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The wealthy West Texas rancher was having a huge ranch house built on his property. One day he was talking to one of the Hispanic bricklayers and he asked, "You have any property, little fella?" 

The mason said, "Yes sir, I do.  I have about 3 acres. I grow corn and have more than enough to make all the tortillas me and my family could ever eat.  Life is good.  How about you, Senor?  How much land you got?"

The wealthy rancher said, "Lemme tell 'ya, son....my spread is so big, I can get in my truck in the morning, drive all day, and by sunset I can't even make it to the other side of my property."

The Hispanic bricklayer replied, "Yeah, long time ago I had a truck like that, too."  ;)


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Have a great day everyone.  Only one more day until....

S




11 comments:

  1. So when he is a yappy "little fucker" it is your wife's dog?
    You should also get "The Dog Whisperer's" Book.

    We have all had a truck or car like that...funny story.

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    1. No, he really IS K's dog. I'm just the wingman on this deal.

      We bought that book. He wouldn't read it.

      S

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  2. YOU and Luke are going to obedience school? I thought Luke was K's doggie. Love the rancher joke.

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  3. Yeah, sometimes life just isn't fair, ya know?

    S

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  4. I don't think six weeks will cut it. I follow a bulldog mascot on Twitter who's been in school for probably a good nine months and still acts up.

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  5. "Little Fucker" LOVE IT!!!!! good luck with the training!

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  7. Good luck with obedience school. I have several friends who swear that this has made their life a lot easier and living with their dogs much more pleasurable.

    LOL at the joke...

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