Thursday, April 24, 2014

REAL women have 45's

Adds a whole new meaning to the term "Pistol Packin' Mama":

Tennessee teen arrested with loaded gun stashed in her vagina

 


KINGSPORT, Tenn., April 23 (UPI) -- A Tennessee teen who was arrested for driving with a suspended license is now facing felony charges after officers from the Kingsport Police Department discovered something on her person during processing -- actually in her person. 

While Dallas Archer was being booked, the Kingsport Times-News reported that a female officer detected an "unknown item in (Archer's) crotch."

As it turns out, the 19-year-old had a stolen -- and loaded -- gun stashed in her vagina.  According to the report, a jailer and the female officer “recovered a North American Arms 22 LR revolver (loaded) which Dallas had concealed in her vagina."

In addition to the original charge, Archer was charged with gun possession and introducing contraband into a penal facility.

The gun was stolen from 70-year-old John Souther during a 2013 auto burglary. Souther told the Smoking Gun he would be happy to have “the little fellow” back after giving it “a bath in bleach.”

*Aaaand cue the banjo music*

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18 comments:

  1. Now isn't that something. Hard to believe someone would go to those extremes, but lots of strange folks out there. Take care everyone.

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  2. She was charged with "introducing contraband into a penal facility?" REALLY! They call it a "penal facility?"

    Now this has to be the fake headline.

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    1. Nope, real. Check it out here, 8th story down: https://us-mg6.mail.yahoo.com/neo/launch?.rand=7h564dlsfcpev#mail

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    2. Bad link address Joe. Sorry. Just check out UPI Headline News yesterday.

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  3. Texas concealed cary goes too far???

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    1. That was your neighbor in Tennessee Larry. :)

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  4. That's an extreme method of birth control.

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  5. I know the shape of a vagina, and I know the shape of a gun, I don't know how she stowed it.

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    1. I want to know WHY she stowed it there?

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  6. Thanks for pointing out this arrest, so if it turns up on Joeh's Whacky Headlines I won't select it.

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  7. I own 2 of those and would not want ether stuck up my rear end, that girl must have one leather tough holster she stuck it in.
    They are super tiny and fit into a big Texas belt buckle for display or carry. You live in Dallas perhaps you should wear one of those buckles down to the car show.

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  8. And they say evolution is just a theory... SMDH.

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