Here's how it works: Whenever there is a aural-borne irritant in your life, such as barking from a stray household pet or a screaming child or just a loud-mouth neighbor, simply aim the yellow nozzle at them, squeeze the blue trigger, and Waa-Laa, quiet!
And it uses no harsh toxic chemicals....it actually runs on plain H2O. That's right, water! I have personally Beta tested it on Luke The Wonderdog just this morning and the results were outstanding!
I can't wait to travel on an airplane again. That irritating little creature sitting right behind you screaming something about his ears hurting....just one spritz and you can sit back and doze off for the rest of the flight.
I can see a huge market with the clergy, too. Imagine Sunday service. The sanctuary is packed. You're preaching one helluva fire and brimstone sermon, and....Waaaaaaaa....Waaaaaaa. Simply identify the culprit, adjust the nozzle for long range accuracy, and Pffffffttt! Quiet.
How about in movie theatres? The plot is getting intense, you're on the edge of your seat, and ring....ring....hello? Squiiiirt. With a little practice you'll be able to not only hit 'em up side the head, but short out their phone, too.
The possibilities are endless. Look for the all new, Scott's Super Noise Cancelling Peacemaker in stores near you, coming this Fall. :)