But what's its name? That's what everyone wants to know. Traditionally monarchs have had very regal sounding names like William or John or Victoria. People (and t-shirt vendors) all over Britain are waiting with baited breath to find out the name Wills and Kate have been keeping so secret. (Think Edward Snowden picked it up on a wire-tap?)
Here's my suggestion....just as the new Pope, Francis, has deliberately tried to identify with the common man, maybe the proud Royal parents should also try to put a human face on the Monarchy. What better way to do that than by giving their child a name the average bloke down at the corner pub might have?
Something like Waldo, or Farley, or Edna, or Tyrone? (Sorry Kate, but Honey Boo Boo is already taken.) OK, maybe they sound more like guys in a bar in New Jersey than a pub in London, but you get the idea.
All hail King Farley I.
(Yeah, definitely an Old English 800 kind of guy. ;)