This was an actual email I received yesterday. I usually trash things like this immediately, but this one was so funny I had to read more. It said:
So a replica designer watch will have her rushing back to your love nest? Yep, that would prove without doubt you're a "graceful and stylish" guy. Not to mention one cheap bastard! And she's not too bright for falling for it.
If news of this gets out it will put the flower and diamond industries out of business. *better call my broker* :)