She's an opera singer (a mezzo-soprano) in Nashville, KY, and she has a serious dilemma. It seems that ever since a common procedure during childbirth, she farts when she sings.
She claims a nurse at the Ft. Campbell Army Hospital that did an episiotomy (look it up) on her botched it, damaging her reproductive and digestive systems when her son was born, leaving her incontinent, flatulent, and unable to continue her singing career. She has since lost her job in Madame Butterfly.
Her attorney says the incision wasn't fully repaired, and the prognosis isn't good as follow up surgeries may not fix it, either. Ouch!
Kinda makes your complaining about the new guy that took your de-facto parking place, the one you claimed back in '96, seem lame, doesn't it? ;)
It seems that a lot of people in Atlanta who were walloped by ice and snow earlier this week are upset with the mayor and the governor for them getting trapped in their cars on the freeways, their kids trapped in their schools, etc. They say they weren't given enough warning and that someone needs to be held responsible.
"Dear God, how dare you!"
And finally, Justin Bieber is back in Canada to answer assault charges filed against him there. If I was him I'd be very scared. I don't think he'll fare very well in prison.
Now, y'all go and have a nice day. :)