She's an opera singer (a mezzo-soprano) in Nashville, KY, and she has a serious dilemma. It seems that ever since a common procedure during childbirth, she farts when she sings.
She claims a nurse at the Ft. Campbell Army Hospital that did an episiotomy (look it up) on her botched it, damaging her reproductive and digestive systems when her son was born, leaving her incontinent, flatulent, and unable to continue her singing career. She has since lost her job in Madame Butterfly.
Her attorney says the incision wasn't fully repaired, and the prognosis isn't good as follow up surgeries may not fix it, either. Ouch!
Kinda makes your complaining about the new guy that took your de-facto parking place, the one you claimed back in '96, seem lame, doesn't it? ;)
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It seems that a lot of people in Atlanta who were walloped by ice and snow earlier this week are upset with the mayor and the governor for them getting trapped in their cars on the freeways, their kids trapped in their schools, etc. They say they weren't given enough warning and that someone needs to be held responsible.
"Dear God, how dare you!"
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And finally, Justin Bieber is back in Canada to answer assault charges filed against him there. If I was him I'd be very scared. I don't think he'll fare very well in prison.
Now, y'all go and have a nice day. :)
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Atlanta . . . hills + ice = not going anywhere. Mother nature having fun. Maybe they should watch the evening or morning weather forecast each day!!!!
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Oops....Nashville is in TN. Ft Campbell is in KY.
ReplyDeleteThat flatulant thing...very bad day. Atlanta - I think the weather guy missed it, forcast did not call for the storm reaching Atlanta. Beiber - He'll be ok, he can byt protection in prison...probably...I think...what do I know...maybe he should worry.
ReplyDeleteIf convicted, can Justin get back in the U.S. with a criminal record? Just wondering...
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't want to be a weatherman in the Atlanta area about now. I think it's going to go beyond throwing McDonald's apple pies like in the Nic Cage movie.
ReplyDeleteI'm disappointed I didn't get a chance to sign the petition to deport Bieber. When he tries to reenter the country we should keep him out. We already got enough punk kid stars with Lindsey Lohan, Miley Cyrus, Amanda Bynes and the like. Let Canada have one. If he did go to a real prison they'd pass him around like currency.
Hm, we don't really want Bieber either. Maybe there's a clause under NAFTA that allows us to send him to Mexico? That would work. For me, at least.
ReplyDeleteYou take back Ted Cruz and we'll think about letting Bieber back in.
DeleteI'm with Bill. You think Mexico will take both of 'em? :)
DeleteI'm not sure if you made up that fart story...
ReplyDeleteAnd I felt terrible for EVERYONE in Atlanta...there's just not much you can control if you're dealing with ice. Atlanta during rush hour is a disaster even without any bad weather. If you let everyone go home early all at once, that's the stuff that happens.
I kept waiting for a punchline to the flatulent opera singer story. Now I just feel ashamed.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the unfortunate opera singer and young Justin could sign up for a duets tour.
ReplyDeleteThe Bieber and the Beeper?
(Oh, that was cruel. I'm so ashamed. Almost.)
Love it! :)
DeleteBruce, cruel, but funny.
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