Saturday, August 6, 2011

From the mouth of babes....

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.  He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest.   After a few minutes Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"


His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses I have to make sure they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.  This is how I check."


Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy mom."


*Ouch*  :)


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1 comment:

  1. Whoa! Now that would be an uncomfortable way to learn something like that.

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