Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses I have to make sure they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. This is how I check."
Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy mom."
*Ouch* :)
S
Whoa! Now that would be an uncomfortable way to learn something like that.
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