When bedtime came we got into bed and K asked me, "Did you brush your teeth?" Well of course I did. "Well, uh, you might want to go brush again. And use some mouthwash, too. LOTS of mouthwash."
*brush, gargle, swish, spit*
Nope, no good. I was asked....no, INSTRUCTED....to sleep facing away from her. We slept back to back all night. Bummer.
How long does garlic linger in your system? How long am I going to be one of The Untouchables?